I Teach Tiny Humans. Send Coffee.
$34.99
I Teach Tiny Humans. Send Coffee.
$34.99
Free US shipping over $60Easy 30-day returnsTeacher-owned, US-made
Description
For the elementary teacher who is on their third coffee by 10am and not ashamed of it.
You teach tiny humans. Tiny, loud, deeply emotionally unpredictable humans. Coffee is not optional. It is a survival tool. This shirt acknowledges that openly.
- π¨ Comfort Colors 1717 β garment-dyed, pre-washed, impossibly soft
- π Sizing: runs slightly oversized β size down for fitted
- β Best pairing: one large coffee, lukewarm by the time you drink it
- πΊπΈ Ships from: United States, 7β12 business days
π Great Teacher Appreciation Week gift for K-5 teachers. Order by April 28.
Size & Fit
Runs true to size
- Comfort Colors garment-dyed blank
- Unisex relaxed fit, pre-shrunk
- 4.2 oz ring-spun cotton
- If between sizes, size up
Why we made this
Every Tiny Human Tamer shirt starts the same way: one of us says something in the parking lot after dismissal, and the other one goes ββ¦that should be a shirt.β We design for the teacher who parents all night and the parent who teaches all day. Soft enough to sleep in. Funny enough to start conversations in the pickup line.
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